0cean-s-p-r-a-y:

~ Calm yourself ~

What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

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exhalea:

already-dead-but-still-breathing:

50-shades-of-suicide:

never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius

Second time reblogging this… Today.
Fuckin love Shakespeare

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